Stealthiness, Inconvenience and Creativity: The three main pillars of the Inconvenience Burglar Honor code.
As an Inconvenience Burglar with respect in the craft it is my obligation to inflict inconvenience that goes on for months without the victim understanding a thing. So supergluing cups on the counter (or similar) or locking the victim out of their email account are not part of the repertoire of the ancient craft of Inconvenience Burglary.
Do you feel inconvenient, punk?
I would opt for three undetetectable alterations:
- Operation Dawn: Change all their light bulbs with identical ones of slightly lower voltage. They will never understand why all their rooms are slightly darker than before and they will struggle with reading and with all high precision activities such as sewing or knitting.
- Operation S(h)ock: Take one sock from every pair they own and wash it in 90 degrees for 10 minutes. Take the slightly shrunk socks and return them in their respective drawers. They will wear one slightly tighter sock every day for the rest of their lives - or until they buy new ones.
- Operation Fidget spinner (difficulty expert): Rotate all their carpets exactly 180 degrees. They will never see it coming. Literally. For extra style points, rotate one of them 270 degrees. You risky son of a gun.
I know what you think. What an evil genius!
However, I am actually doing them a solid as well. They will get a slightly lower Electricity bill due to my light bulbs alteration.
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