I have two words for you: Self-illuminating Hair.
*whips his long shiny hair on the air*
I am not talking about dull colourless hair that act like a pathetic halogen lamp. This is boring and unoriginal.
I mean possessing the full-on ability over your hairs’ luminescence, brightness and colour shade and the ability to activate it or silence it at will. Imagine the whole chromatological phasm - from pale dim brown to blinding fluorescent green - on your hair.
And before you start wondering how this is actually useful, put on your sunglasses and let me show you how.
- You want to find a wine bottle in your dark cellar? No problem. Set your hair to bright yellow, and you can will read every label easily.
- You want to read a book before falling asleep but you do not want to wake up your girlfriend. Night mode on. Turning your hair to dim blue will do the trick. Happy wife, happy life.
- You are stuck in a dull party with boring music? Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Make your hair to strobe with fluo violet and bring the rave to the people.
- You are invited by the Fellowship of the ring to accompany them in the Mines of Moria? You are the true star. You turn your hair to bright Goblin Green and no one will know that you are human.
The applications are infinite and you can even use it during your everyday life to accentuate your emotional state and to give more character to your arguments.
*Turns his hair flashing red*
I really hope that I do not need to repeat myself. Comprende?
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