How people usually perceive me:
Unsophisticated: I rarely toot my own horn and I do not brag about my passions and my previous experiences. I do not have strong feelings about art and I will never insult anyone about their hobbies or their belief system (**vegans excluded). My non-confrontational nature usually comes out as lack of character.
Simple-minded: I ask childish questions and I have puppy eyes. People think that I am missing a few points in the IQ scale. Simultaneously, my fixation with politeness makes people believe that I have an innocent heart. Ask any of my friends and they will say “Thanos is pure as a pug and harmless as a seahorse.”.
Hobbit: Character-wise I always cheerful and full of energy and I am the first to help a person is distress. By many standards, I am not considered macho or a player. Instead, I am not shy to expose my romantic and naive soul if need be. Appearance-wise, being a Greek living in Sweden, I am 10–15 centimeters shorter than anyone else. I also have huge-ass feet.
Nothing to see here. Just my bushy hobbit-hole.
I am perceived as an unsophisticated simple-minded hobbit.
*slowly sits on armchair and starts stroking his cat*
Good. Excellent almost. I am not even mad.
My alibi is finally in place.
No one will suspect me for conquering the world now.
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