Brace yourselves, pseudointellectual monologue is coming.
*talking slowly in slizzy voice*Dear everybody,
My name is Ralf-Marcus and I am burdened with an IQ of 157. I belong in the Global top 0,00031% but unfortunately I possess the 4th highest IQ score in my local Mensa club. I was very disheartened when I realized that.
I am occupied as an Architecture Critic with specialization in Soviet post-constructivism with deep knowledge in a variety of other styles. In my weekly column in the New Yorker I denounce the uncivilized architects who attempt to dilute the pure and pristine style of Post-Futuristic Bauhaus. I feel it is my social responsibility to protect humanity from such philistines.
I am also a level 5 full-time vegan. I basically do not eat anything that can cast a shadow, so my diet is mostly liquid based. I h̷a̷t̷e̷ ̷w̷i̷t̷h̷ ̷p̷a̷s̷s̷i̷o̷n̷ have strong feelings against meat-eatarians aka the unsophisticated barbarians and I try to convert to the right path as many of them as possible.
Last but not least, my political standpoint can be described as the intersection between Jean-Paul Sartre’s Marxism-Existentialism and Nietzsche's Esoteric Moralism. I find great enjoyment from leveling the field between right wing capitalistic pigs and left wing hypocrites. They are both equally incompetent in governing our hearts and minds.
Feel free to listen to some of my solo podcasts. You can find them in Spotify under 1-Genius-1-microphone .
Talk to you soon, guys.
Ralf-Marcus the Great
And now back to Thanos...
This aphorism fully describes the thought process of a pseudo-intellectual.
It’s my way or the *bark* way you illiterate buffoon.
They will try their utmost to: toot their own horn, show their superiority syndrome and to convince you to support their cause.
God save your poor soul if you decline to do so or you disapprove their brilliance.
They will show you their cynical face that is saltier and more bitter than Kosher Dill Pickles.
Last but not least, they tend to wear funky-shaped glasses in polarizing colors and they have weird naming conventions for their websites domains.
Be clever, do not be like Ralf-Marcus.
Or if it is too late for that, please limit your area of effect radius to 1 meter from your living room armchair.
Definitely not Markus